If Criss Angel is such a good magician, how come he can’t hypnotize girls into staying with him? You may not have read these tips, but you can and rest assured that we will never tell anyone about your secret psychological tricks that helped you get your ex back.
Step 1: Who ?: Even if you have a 20-minute make-out session with their photo every morning, pretend your ex doesn’t exist when you run into them on the street. It’s nice to say hi, but to sow confusion in their brains, go ahead like they’re just another stranger in town.
Step 2: So happy for you: If your ex has started a new relationship, avoid the temptation to cut his tires, and instead tell him how happy you are for him. Your ex expects a confrontation, but when they adore her, their whole world will be turned upside down.
Step 3: I’m single for a while: When your ex asks you what your marital status is, tell him that you are going to stay single for a while. This exercises confidence and you can function without the need for a constant boyfriend or girlfriend in your life.
Step 4: a humble pie slice: Tell your ex that the breakup really took you by surprise and that it was humbling. With that said, let them know that you are doing well and that you just work every day to make your next relationship end better. This introduces your ex that you have closure and that you are acknowledging the separation.
Step 5: Buy a friend gift: Instead of a diamond ring or bouquet, buy your ex a gift that could come from a friend. You’ll really make your ex think when you say, “Some friends and I went to a baseball game and I thought this Cubs cap would be great. You don’t even have to pay me back.”
Step 6: Stand firm: Even though the end result you want is to get back together with your ex, defend your position if he starts to weaken and welcome him back. You will have more strength in the relationship if it really seems like you need to think about getting them back instead of instantly moving your things back to your apartment.
Step 7: Work with the rhythm of love: Pulling a rabbit out of a hat is sometimes easier than making a relationship work after a breakup. Pretend you’re starting over and go at a slow pace, otherwise you’ll end up cutting your new partnership in half in a stunt gone terribly wrong.
